"If DAVID RAKOFF and DAVID SEDARIS had a baby and that baby was Betty." -Zoe Kazan
If you've ever felt like you were more, or at least weirder, than the world expected?
you're not alone...
In this collection, EMMY AWARD-nominated ACTRESS/WRITER Betty Gilpin "writes like an avenging angel, weaving a tapestry of light and darkness, hilarity, and pathos." (Dani Shapiro)
"Pick up this WILDLY ORIGINAL, LAUGH-OUT-LOUD, freakishly-incisive debut." -Lisa Taddeo, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Three Women
Oh. Hi. *takes six long gulps of water during which you're like, may I help you?*
My name is Betty. I have depression. I have passion. I have tits the size of printers. And also: I have a brain full of women.
There's Blanche VonFuckery, Ingrid St. Rash, and a host of others-some cowering in sweatpants, some howling plans for revolution, and one, oh God, and one . . . slowly...
