My best friend claims he's not gay. That's a lie, of course. He's about as straight as a banana. Except he's deep in the closet, and he's about to marry a woman he doesn't love. I know he's only doing it to gain access to his trust fund. His reasons are noble; he wants the money for the animal rescue he runs. I only wish he'd put his own needs first for once in his life.
Since he won't, it falls on me to save him from himself-by throwing him the gayest bachelor getaway in the history of bachelor getaways. I'll make sure he falls in love with one of the hot guys at the party. I'll make sure he'll finally be real with himself and the rest of the world.
It's a foolproof plan.
Until the person who falls is me.
Themes: Friends to lovers, bi for you, general mayhem, first love, glitter, rescue pets, violated donuts, wedding drama, happy endings
